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Drunken ramblings of a vertically enhanced people hater.

I'm 19 and living in Sydney. Some weird stuff goes on in my mind and this isn't even a quarter of one third of half of it.

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Dancing in the rain

Have you ever sat there and wondered what the world would be like if it was made from jam and biscuits?

I’ve often pondered this question and have ended up spending hours dreaming of the endless fun one could have!

Would buildings be made out of biscuit and a thinly glazed sheet of jam used to make glass? Would people protest about people eating their own genes? Would the Jamarians get bored of the taste? How do jam filled light bulbs work? How do Jamarian women tell if they are on their period?

These are just some of the questions that come into my strange little head when I’m thinking about the Jamarian people. One day I’d like to recreate this land and find out the answers to all my questions, but for now I’m stuck in Kangawallafox land (Australia). I would also need at least 3 jars of jam, I don’t even have 1.