Creative Ham

This is where the party’s at

Hold on a god damned shit toasting minute! I bet you are sitting there wondering why the hell you’re reading this shit, well let me tell you why! It’s because I’m purely fucking awesome… So now we’ve met let’s explore a few things!

Scientists have recently discovered that you need the Internet to view this purely awesome blog, and that viewing it for too long can actually cause so many orgasms that you will actually transform into a horse that eats Chinese take away.

Recent studies also show that by eating too many corn chips you can effectively kill innocent families in Mexico. How, you wonder? Every corn chip you eat is slowly eating away at a Mexican family’s home because we all know that corn chips are made of: 90% Mexican houses and 10% pure fucking awesome. So next time you go and have a taco seniorita party with free corn chips, think of all the god damned lovely taco eating Mexicans going with out!

Now fuck off and attend your boner party! I’m not being rude, you’re running late… Oh wait you forgot the glow in the dark condoms!