July 2010
2 posts
Fi: cool isn't something you can study
Fi: you either have it or you dont, buddy
Me: yeah whatever
Fi: good comeback
Me: if you want my come back, go wipe it off your mums face
June 2010
2 posts
May 2010
4 posts
How I met your mother.
I met her on the bus.
September 2009
33 posts
“I did a shit on your mum, I did a shit on your mum, I did a shit on your mum and...”
– Mighty Boosh
“Hectique”
Decisions, decisions...
Who the hell invented decisions? Why couldn’t they of simplified likes compexities by taking away decisions! I can’t decide if I want to spend money I don’t have on a new tshirt and I also can’t decide on what tshirt to spend my non-existant money on! I think if we were all jelly fish, the world would be a much simpler place. We could just swim and be all jellyish, then we...
“Who ever said not to exercise before bed, you are wise.”
Too easy
Liam: Haha have you seen the American ad for the pounder burger?
Bethany: nope, i didnt even know there was one
Liam: http://thepounder.com
Liam: It's the best fast food ad ever haha
Bethany: why do you do this to me!!!!
Liam: ahahahahaa
Bethany: you are pure evil. spawn of the devil.
Bethany: haha
Bethany: i will no longer accept any links from you.
Liam: hey laura check out my website http://lemonparty.org
Gambler: bahaha fuck u
Gambler: ur sick liam
Gambler: yuk
Liam: AHAHAHAHA
....
Schutzy: wat
Schutzy: soz watchin ken block
Gambler: did u look at the web site
Schutzy: thats so hot
Liam: check this out schutz http://fingerslam.com
“Happy fathers day”
“It’s amazing how fast an excellent day can turn to shit.”
And you think your house is cool... →
Well it’s shit compared to the Lego house of awesomeness!
“This is me typing with a golf ball.”
“Millions of bitches, bitches for me
Millions of bitches, bitches for free”
– Prime Ministers of the United States (& Territories) of Australia
2 tags
“,.mjhkkkjkjj jjjjjjjjjjjhhm hmkkm nbnvcv bfvghb
vcgdeswdfssdx cfvxdxcdxcxccc ...”
– Cleaning my keyboard
“Hadouken”
– Ryu
6 tags
Dancing in the rain
Have you ever sat there and wondered what the world would be like if it was made from jam and biscuits?
I’ve often pondered this question and have ended up spending hours dreaming of the endless fun one could have!
Would buildings be made out of biscuit and a thinly glazed sheet of jam used to make glass? Would people protest about people eating their own genes? Would the Jamarians get...
“A stitch in time saves eight.”
10 tags
“What kind of freak would do such a thing”
– Everyone
August 2009
0 posts
10 tags
This is where the party's at
Hold on a god damned shit toasting minute! I bet you are sitting there wondering why the hell you’re reading this shit, well let me tell you why! It’s because I’m purely fucking awesome… So now we’ve met let’s explore a few things!
Scientists have recently discovered that you need the Internet to view this purely awesome blog, and that viewing it for too long...